If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you. Dorothy Parker

You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think. Dorothy Parker

There’s a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it, wise-cracking is just calisthenics with words. Dorothy Parker

Tell him I was too fucking busy – or vice versa. Dorothy Parker

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice. Dorothy Parker

Brevity is the soul of lingerie. Dorothy Parker