You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think. Dorothy Parker

There’s a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it, wise-cracking is just calisthenics with words. Dorothy Parker

Tell him I was too fucking busy – or vice versa. Dorothy Parker

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice. Dorothy Parker

Brevity is the soul of lingerie. Dorothy Parker

A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika. Dorothy Parker As a side note, this week will be a bit different, as Ms. Parker’s struck a note with me, so… hats off, and let the fun begin!